Post Partum Humor
You don’t have to be a parent to know that becoming one is a journey unlike any other – one filled with laughs, cries, and the occasional projectile poo. Every hour can be full of new experiences that bring with them many lessons. We’ve compiled some of these good, the bad, and the outright smelliest new parenting experiences in hopes of sharing a giggle or two!
A (male) colleague, introducing me to someone: “Karine just came back from mat leave all refreshed and ready to run.”
Sure, giving birth and taking care of my baby was super relaxing and refreshing, like a vacation at the spa…. ? #newmom #backtowork #notfromvacation— Karine Desruisseaux (@Desruk) July 14, 2018
Happiness is a pair of perfectly average sized ankles. #postpartumlife
— Kerri W. (@yourwishcake) July 31, 2015
Let the postpartum hair loss commence. Leaving all the strays on the shower wall for Justin to see when he gets home as a subtle reminder of the sacrifices I make for our family ?? … i know it’s gross… I also don’t care
— Kristin Smoak (@KristinSmoak) July 13, 2018
If you don’t poke your peacefully sleeping child at a red light to make sure they’re still alive, do you really even care? ?? #areyoubreathing #sorryimparanoid #butreallyareyoubreathing #momma #newmom
— matleavemama (@matleavemama1) July 18, 2018
Every time I buy a size 32DD bra I do a mental happy dance. Thank you, post-pregnancy, breastfeeding body! #TMI #fourthtrimester
— Naptime Chai (@lisabenroeck) September 11, 2014
Newborn notices cat for the first time ? That look! pic.twitter.com/IjCVk0Sokc
— Crystal Fish (@Crystal_Fishy) July 13, 2018
I caught babypoop in my hand today before it hit the floor.
I am magic.
— Chamonix ? (@ChamonixRose) May 25, 2018
The phrase ‘poppin bottles’ has taken on a whole new meaning in my life these days #newmomlife
— Tessa Noelle (@Tessagerrond) December 9, 2015
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